Cynthia (anime_grrrl420) wrote in youknowyour,


You Know You're From Indiana When...

You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change. VERY TRUE!!!!!!!!!

There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session. true!!

You only go to the mall once a year 'cause it takes too long to get there. some places

While driving all you see is corn. TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!

People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter. OMG VERY F%#KIN' TRUE!!!

You start saying to yourself "More than corn in Indiana my butt." Ha, yeah

Anyone with a cell phone looks out of place.... ehhhh

Walking through Wal-Mart with two carts full of kids is normal. DEFINATELY!!!

Anyone with a tan is rich........ A lot of rich people have tans :P

The hip hang-out place is McDonald's. nah, more like the malls and crap :P

There really is more than corn in Indiana. There’s soybeans, too. YEAH LOL

When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out. HAHAHA

A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works. HAHAH Yeah, that happens

Speeding consists of 2 miles over the speed limit. In some places

You think you don't have to use a turn signal on your car because you don't use it on your tractor. HAHAHAHA

You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh. LOL

You warsh your clothes and you think George Warshington was the first president. HAHAA These are so true and funny!!

You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is. Personally I hate the word HOOSIER, but a lot of people that like Indiana like that word, and yeah, nobody knows what it means!!!!!!

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute" Yeah I can pernounce it--- tare-a-hote

Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second.

You can stack hay, swim in the pond to clean off, and then
have the strength to play a couple of games of hoops all in the same day.

You say things like "catty-wumpus" and "kitty-corner"...... I don't HAHA

You own a dirtbike or a ATV.

You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard. HAHAHAHA yeah

High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters. yeah

You can see at least 2 basketball hoops from your yard. DEFINATELY, like 4!!

You can name every one of Bob Knight's "exploits" over the last few years.

You shop at Marsh. sometimes

Damon Bailey was your childhood hero.

The biggest question of your youth was "IU or Purdue?" HAHAHA

Indianapolis is the "big city".

"Getting caught by a train" is a legitimate excuse for being late to school.

People at your high school chewed tobacco.

Everyone knows who the town cop is, where he lives, and whether he is at home or on duty. HAHAHAHA in places like Columbus, where I used to live!!!

You actually know what the CART vs IRL debate is about and have taken a side.

To you, a raccoon is simply a "coon".

The vehicle of choice in your area is not a car, but a pickup.

Someone you know is BIG John Mellencamp fan. hahaha, my aunt almost married him :P :P

You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival. heard of them

To you, a tenderloin is not an expensive cut of beef, but a big, salty,
breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickles. HAHAHAHAAA YEP

You call a green bell pepper a "mango".....ummmm nah

Sometimes, you call the toilet the "commode" or the "stool". I've heard these terms, but don't use them.

In the fall, one of your favorite pranks was corning cars.

You know what FFA and 4H stand for. yeah

You know what chip-and-seal is, and your high school was located on just such a road.

You go the county fair every night of it's week-long duration. haha yeah

You can say "French Lick" without laughing out loud. I still think it's funny :)

There's actually a college near you named "Ball State." YUP

The last "g" is silent in any word ending in "ing." HAHAHAHA

You think the state Bird is Larry.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Indiana.

My God Indiana blows chunks!!!!!!
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i must have grown up in a completely different indiana
I dont think Indiana blows chunks! It could be a lot worse!