i live in california but once lived in thailand. i am not thai, but i decided to post the "you know you're thai..." because i was born there and because they don't have anything on my race. -_-
You Know You're From California When...
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.
All highways into the state say: "no fruits."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
You Know You're Thai When....
Lame people make jokes about paying you for sex
No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Thai is just cool in itself.
Your last name has a minimum of 15 letters.
Every time you say you're from Thailand, men's eyes light up and they say, "Ahh?Bangkok, the city of legalized prostitution."
You own or you worked in a Thai restaurant.
You're proud to be Thai - and you pass these jokes on to all your Thai friends!