1) your father can tell you where everything was'nt .
2) when everything is ten minutes away
3) if you live within walking distance of at least 3 cemeteries
4) if you have ever been drunk at kerouac park and or on the
Ed McMahon Bench (or just know where the bench is)
You Know you're from western mass when
1) you know that despite what the maps say that Downtown NoHo is realy a Circle
2) you know what westfield is the gateway to
3) if you have at least to storie about the Ville's
You know your from Phily when ...
1) you have forgoten what a turn signal looks like
you know youre from jersey when ..
You KNOW what that damn smell is
ok there now everyone else run with it